Michael Scott: This might be Phyllis only wedding ever. It is my job to ensure that none of you look like ragamuffins. So, I am instituting primae noctis.
[cut to interview]
Jim Halpert: Primae noctis, I believe from the movie Braveheart and confirmed on Wikipedia is when the king got to deflower every new bride on her wedding night. So...
Ernest Borgnine laughs all the way to the SAG... →
fuckyeahmst3k: Just ran across this article. The good ol’ Grandpa from Merlin’s Shop of Mystical Wonders will be at the Screen Actors’ Guild Awards today (Sunday, Jan. 30th) to accept a Lifetime Achievement Award. It seems he’s a lot more entertaining in real life than in the MST episode: At 94, he’s still working, providing the voice of Mermaid Man in “SpongeBob SquarePants” and making a...
DO THE CREEP
What's the name of that Tim Burton film that has a...
gallifreyangato: liquidswords-: I think Johnny Depp was in it. You mean the one with Helena Bonham Carter? Yeah I think I know which one you’re talking about
Everybody is a genius. But, if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree,...– Albert Einstein (via beautilation)
'Conegato' (Cat - Rabbit) →
Villa La Trinidad, Santa Fe, Argentina. This amazing specimen, half rabbit-half cat, has one year and three months old. Is the pet of one of the families from there. He doesn’t eat cat food, he likes vegetables and other kinds of food. He can jump like a rabbit. His mother, a cat,… i dont know much about animal genetics, but why would a cat mate with an animal that it might normally...