October 2011
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“I bought a seven dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not...”
– Mitch Hedberg
Oct 1st
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Oct 1st
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Oct 1st
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September 2011
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Sep 30th
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Sep 30th
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Sep 30th
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Sep 29th
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Sep 28th
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Sep 28th
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Sep 28th
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Sep 28th
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Sep 28th
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Sep 28th
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“Let me tell you something about my hips… They do lie.”
– Craig Ferguson
Sep 28th
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Sep 28th
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Sep 28th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 26th
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ocean life
askinnyblackman: expectation: reality:
Sep 26th
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Sep 26th
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Sep 25th
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When you rearrange the letters in the word...
10knotes: Same goes for DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT, THE EYES = THEY SEE, THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS, DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM, SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ME, ELECTION RESULTS = LIES - LET’S RECOUNT, SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS! NO MORE Z’S THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE, ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE and MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER
Sep 25th
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Sep 24th
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Sep 24th
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Sep 24th
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Sep 23rd
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Sep 22nd
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Sep 21st
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Sep 21st
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Sep 21st
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Sep 21st
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