I’m really annoyed that being “awkward” is trendy now. Standing behind a cute guy in line at Starbucks when you aren’t even wearing lipgloss? Is not awkward. Crippling social anxiety is fucking awkward. I hate you.
LAME BEE JOKE
So this bee dude comes home, really excited to brag to all of his buds about getting some action.
Bee 1: hey man, totally made out with this... whattaya call it. You know. The sweet stuff inside a flower?
Bee 2: oh, SNAP dude, you got lucky with some syrup?!
Bee 1: nah, man, necked 'er.
Loving someone is giving them the power to hurt you, but trusting them not to.– (via onlinecounsellingcollege) ugh. so much yes.
i am a smartaleck, so whenever i read that, in my head i pronounce it like, “da fyook?”