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Cute vampire pumpkins:

Tools & Materials

  • Thumbtack or pin
  • Small white pumpkin (For a big bite, choose a small pumpkin so the plastic vampire teeth seem huge)
  • Miniature saw
  • Plastic vampire teeth
  • Small red map tacks
  1. Print mouth template. Lay template on pumpkin, and poke thumbtack through, all along outline, to transfer design. Cut out with saw; remove excess flesh.
  2. Wedge teeth into hole.
  3. For eyes, pin map tacks onto pumpkin.
theres nothing you can say….. its just too amazing….

theres nothing you can say….. its just too amazing….


“Splendid Supper” by Thomas Sullivan 

“i dont know why she swallowed a seal!  i guess she’ll die!”

Splendid Supper” by Thomas Sullivan 

“i dont know why she swallowed a seal!  i guess she’ll die!”

‘heeeeeeeeeres johnny!  on your desktop!!”

‘heeeeeeeeeres johnny!  on your desktop!!”

its a giant lice-ridden hell-pest-bird!  run for your life!

its a giant lice-ridden hell-pest-bird!  run for your life!


My Pet Monster wearing an 8BZ My Pet Monster Hat. Courtesy of the lovely Cutty Bage. ♥ MEGA RAD!!!

My Pet Monster wearing an 8BZ My Pet Monster Hat. Courtesy of the lovely Cutty Bage. ♥ MEGA RAD!!!


“Let’s Hug” by Lim Heng Swee

“Let’s Hug” by Lim Heng Swee


Clothespin Light Bulb


Most light bulbs twist and turn into place.  But how about a version that clips?  The Peg uses a clip mechanism, like a clothespin, to hold the light bulb in place and all the while transfers energy to the attached bulb through a set of contacts.

Clothespin Light Bulb

Most light bulbs twist and turn into place.  But how about a version that clips?  The Peg uses a clip mechanism, like a clothespin, to hold the light bulb in place and all the while transfers energy to the attached bulb through a set of contacts.

is this in bad taste?  or just dumb?

is this in bad taste?  or just dumb?

that is quite possibly the worst reply a person could ever get.  it makes you feel like your soul got kicked in nads.

that is quite possibly the worst reply a person could ever get.  it makes you feel like your soul got kicked in nads.